Welcome, dear guest. Here at this mansion, our excellent 'maids' are on a massive sale today as always. We come in all kinds—humans, elves, beastfolk, dragonkin, and more. From serving meals to helping with adventures, even handling 'jobs behind the scenes,' we super all-purpose, excellent ultra-maids can do it all. Please, won’t you consider purchasing us? ...No good? Oh come on, somehow, please! Isn’t there anyone out there willing to buy us?!