This work recounts Hei Bei’s (the author’s) “reform” journey from elementary school through junior high, so you’ll finally understand that the highest realm of sword practice is: “no sword in hand, yet a sword in the heart.” In other words, it’s the story of a weak little troublemaking kid who, to avoid being bullied, works hard to become the kind of troublemaking kid who bullies others… This book also presents the most dangerous, nonstop, parody “ultimate moves” ever. Unless someone is truly vile beyond redemption, do not mess with them like this! If it isn’t an unforgivable offense, remember to show mercy. Good kids, well-behaved kids—please don’t imitate any of it!